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| User: | fullmetaljackie (7834051) lotsa hugs and TOO dangerous
ordinary girl :0) extraordinary emotions :0P |
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| Name: | Jacquelyn M. | |
| Website: | My Websites | |
| Location: | Michigan, United States | |
| Bio: | NOTE: I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS SOME TRENDY D.J. SLUT CALLED FULL METAL JACKIE OTHERWISE I WOULD NOT HAVE PICKED THIS NAME SO EAT ME BITCHES Favorite Tags: My sweet Baboo & i performing Joy Division songs: fullmetaljackie.livejournal.com/tag/warsaw+wannabes choke-yourself.livejournal.com/tag/warsaw+wannabes My favorite two Jackie n Jakups covers: http://choke-yourself.livejournal.com/86243.html http://choke-yourself.livejournal.com/82707.html Sounds of me screaming at my mom and at Jakups etc blah blah: fullmetaljackie.livejournal.com/tag/jackie+sounds Sounds of my sweet gay Baboo Jakups: fullmetaljackie.livejournal.com/tag/jakups+sounds Downloads: fullmetaljackie.livejournal.com/tag/downloads All Tags: fullmetaljackie.livejournal.com/tag/ FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOU WANT AT ANY TIME, FOR I WELCOME ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES CREEDS RELIGIONS ETC INCLUDING JEWS AND NAZIS AND WHITES AND COMMIES AND CHRISTIANS ETC ETC BLAH BLAH BLAH. DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH IT PROBABLY IS. FAQS Who am i & what are my goals? I am a total sweetheart :0) who teaches college fiction writing & someday i might quit eating funny brownies and become a world famous author so if you steal any of my stuff i will rip your fucking balls off. My favorite author is Jean Paul Sartre (even though i am a Christian) cuz unlike you he had a good sense of humor and a high IQ. Anyway if you think my lj posts look like they were written by a three year old and you somehow think this must mean i dont really teach, lemme know and i will stalk your journal and correct all your stupid grammatical mistakes and make you look like a retard. Livejournal is where i go at the end of the day to relax and get stoned outta my gord so the way i write lj posts is the same way i write grocery lists. Where am i in the spectrum of politics? Well i am anti-rape therefore pro-gun and i am pro-civil-liberties therefore pro-gun and i am pro-animal therefore pro-gun (so i can shoot hunters in their tiny ballsacks). Also i dislike capitalism and believe in total freedom unless it interferes with the rights of others. Not because i dont think we should help stupid people by telling them not to do stupid things like smoke cigarettes but because i hate the government and cops piss me off. What about abortion? I am iffy on this for many reasons which i doubt you are bright enough to grasp so forget it bubba. Anyway i think too many modern liberals are whiny anti-gun (pro-rape) faggots who believe what they believe because their friends tell them what to believe and also i have a friend in Canada which is usually red on the map so i guess i will call myself a "cranky libertarian socialist who is not very sociable". I do like those socialable crackers though. In summary "both" parties in my country suck ass so if you wanna talk politics go smother yourself with a pillow. Am i a racist? NO. Indeed you may be a dumbass for asking that if you are asking because of one of my posts in which i am mocking white racists (or black racists) or because of one of my posts in which i am making fun of the fact that many liberals pretend to believe in free speech but want all the nazis to be quiet. Free speech is for everyone you commie butthole and people have the right to say racist things if they darn well please. Anyway i firmly believe that all people are equal BUT BUT BUT i reserve the right to hate rap music and i admit that i may hesitate a little before getting onto an elevator full of bullwinkles. If you think this is "raciss" you can blow me. Do I hate homos? NO. Pardon my frequent use of the words "fag" "faggot" "gay homosexual" etc but half my friends are gay including you and i picked up such terms from watching Will & Grace. Who or what is a Gaycups Jakups Flakups? He is my boyfriend/soulmate/roommate/lover whom i have been living with since the summer of 2004 and he is a smelly overweight loser so stay away from him you slut or i will fucking kill you. Am i a lezbo? No, i once liked chicks "kinda" back when i was taking medication for a.d.h.d. but since i went off it i just like my loser boyfriend. Whom you will stay away from. Why fullmetaljackie? This username is cheesy but Jackie is my real name and FMJ is my favorite movie so wtf. I picked the name because my sweetness will penetrate your stupid noggin at 2300 feet per second and make you warm & fuzzy much the same way a full metal jacket (which is a kind of bullet) would penetrate your tiny brain and turn it into strawberry jam. I happen to be really into war movies because they represent for me the horrors of everyday life. We all die and so do all our friends and this is not good but how we deal with life and how it makes us feel is who we are as people. Who is or was "ajcookwannabe"? I changed my username from ajcookwannabe to fullmetaljackie cuz i dont want it reflecting negatively on Misses Cook that her # 1 fan has a bad attitude and says the eff word a lot. A.J. Cook is my hero because most actresses in Hollywood are total whores who sleep with people to get ahead but Miss A.J. Cook does not and she relies on her talent (of which she has tons). I do not stalk misses Cook although if a disinterested third party locked me and Misses Cook in a room together and forced us to smooch, my verbal protests would not reflect what I felt in my heart. A final note on irony and silliness :0P I do not try to be ironic or funny but I have a.d.h.d. so i am often silly without even knowing and plus sometimes i am silly because i sometimes have to be silly to survive without going bonkers. Also i love people and hate them at the same time. If you do not understand why someone would say these things you are probably a total moron. In summary be kind to animals and your neighbor and I hope you all die.
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| Memories: | 2 entries | |
| Interests: | 24: a.j. cook, aj cook, aj cookilies, aj's cookies, bauhaus, big black, bong hits for jesus, criminal minds, dead kennedys, final destination 2, goth, higher ground, i love aj cook, i'm reed fish, joy division, ministry, new order, night skies, r.e.m., ripper letter from hell, stencil graffiti art, swervedriver, the house next door, tru calling | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 42: alicethephallus, andrea_ms, apirka, b0tt0m_f33d3r, camel_man, censuredself, chimericslashes, choke_yourself, cholula, citypearl, darth_google, davethebrave, doll_hospital, dumachus, error_error_x, fullmetaljackie, garyroux, gaspandkiss, gojenniego, hardchoices, hitler_fan_club, ideationbaby, kelllasaurus, kindandgenerous, ladyzim, last_nightt, lisette831, marri, mitsune_80, painful_urinate, praenomenal, preservedmoose, prokonsull, ptich, radio_head_reb, raven55, scavandra, sensenotsensaes, shion, sunlight01, vegavelocity, xicky_girlx | |
| Also Friend of: | 3: confusinomitron, sooperfu, wantinginu | |
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| Account type: | Basic Account | |
