lotsa hugs and TOO dangerous

NOTE: I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS SOME TRENDY RETARDED D.J. CALLED FULL METAL JACKIE. I WOULD NOT HAVE PICKED THIS NAME HAD I KNOWN. :0P

My real name is Jackie, hence the username. Which is stupid I know but wtf people it's my favorite movie because there's a lot of witty screaming in it and the sarcasm is really dark, and also to be honest everything about the movie is way above your fuckin head. Oh yah, since you will wonder at some point, i do a lot of yelling myself but i can assure you i am now and always have been a bonafide female. Also since you will wonder at some point, when i get pissed off & defensive it is not schtick. You really ARE stupid enough to get me this upset.

I teach college fiction writing and im not here at lj to fucking impress you so if you think my lj posts look like they were written by a 10 year old and you somehow think this must mean i dont really teach, lemme know and ill stalk your journal and correct all your stupid grammatical mistakes and make you look like a retard. Livejournal is where i go at the end of the day to relax and get stoned outta my gord, so the way i write lj posts is the same way i write grocery lists: CASUALLY, YOU DUFUS :0P

Someday when i give up hallucinogens im going to write an autobiography of my insane life so if you steal any of my shit ill find you and rip your fucking genitals off.

POLITICS!!!!!!!! I have my views but usually on lj im apolitical. Even when i have no clue what im talking about im still smarter than you because all you do is try to mimic how your stupid trendy friends think and you refuse to think for yourself. :0P I voted for Obama because i live in Michigan and republicans have totally fucked up my state. I cant stand selfish superficial conservatives but usually i cant stand kneejerk liberals either because they are too fuckin whiny. As far as abortion goes i think that is a VERY complicated issue, and people who think people on the other side of the argument are "just crazy and stupid" are closed-minded fools. (Im talking to you basically.) On the one hand sheesh, coat hangers are bad...but on the other hand sheesh it's a little fuckin baby you stupid slut.

FEMINISM!!!!!!!! My brand of feminism is a lot more dedicated than yours, because in addition to thinking men are worthless & brainless monkeys i think that women who dont want to take control of their lives and who choose to be victims are just as bad. I dont wanna get anymore specific because you might start crying WWAAHAHH but do the math and dont act like a whore.

RELIGION!!!!!!! I am a christian & if you think being a christian means being closed-minded i think YOU'RE closed-minded you stupid heathen. YAH IM SO BAD THINKING CRAZY STUFF LIKE "DONT CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE, DONT KILL, FEED THE POOR ETC." You people who think christians are all like the Bush family need to get out more because im a lot of fun. :0P WHAT WOULD JESUS BOMB???? Nothing i think, ergo i am pretty much a pacifist unless you count my throwing things at people when i get mad.

FEEL FREE TO POST WHATEVER YOU WANT AT ANY TIME, FOR I WELCOME ALL PEOPLE OF ALL RACES CREEDS RELIGIONS ETC INCLUDING JEWS AND NAZIS AND WHITES AND COMMIES AND CHRISTIANS ETC ETC BLAH BLAH BLAH. DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY IS STUPID EVEN THOUGH IT PROBABLY IS.